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Letter: Is Allen's UWP knocking on death's door?
Published on January 27, 2014 Email To Friend    Print Version

Dear Sir:

The palace coup is complete, with the help of strong gravediggers. Oh, then where is Allen? He is nowhere to be found. Not for long, a source leaked. He is chilling out somewhere in Miami; he will some soon come back. I guess he is looking for the loads of money to pay for his promises. The convention staff, cheerleaders and delegates are not happy, still waiting for their money.

Listening to the news, only one lonely “poodle” is out there leading the charge. The other is the sour grapes chairman on my television screen without his make-up. Oh… will the new leader of the opposition (LOO), tom-girl, need a driver to make use of the jeep that she crucified Stephenson King for accepting from Kenny Anthony? “You know!” said a King supporter, insisting that I share the secret with her. She would not give up; only to drop another teaser on me: who will be the lucky one to escort LOO, tom-girl, at official functions! How is me, eh… you asking all these questions. I don’t know. Ask the village boys and girls.

Ah, ah… the real show in town was Stephenson King, on RealFM on Thursday morning. That was a real blockbuster, for real, people. In Creole, mind you. I only hope Allen can top that, wee mama! Did you listen to the show? I can’t wait for the Richard Frederick Show in the house of assembly (so he says), now that the bandits have taken down the King, mouth will open and story will jump out.

The hot soaps I want to know before the Richard Frederick Show is the Catherine Sealys Venezuelan connection. mi baga! No more moo-moo pills, its full disclosure from now on. United With Poison (UWP) and they shall become one in thine hand; high class hypocrisy has turned on the King. They promised and delivered a well executed plan for losing the 2011 general election. The whisky and champagne was flowing nonstop in Rodney Bay celebration with scorpions and leeches. I wonder for how long. There’s something called reverse osmosis. My three little birds tell me sit tight, it’s never over until the fat lady sings, and you know that eh no joke!

Now submission to the master, like the colonial days, is back in full force, I cannot wait to see the “LOO tom girl” submit to her UWP master Allen, and to Kenny in the House of Assembly. And, by the way, the United PAC and Women in Action (WIA) are under strict submission to leadership to stay away from Facebook and other social media, or else the whipping boy will spare no one. Yes, plantation rule is back again. PAC and WIA are annoyed, I am told. Hey, what can they do aside from Hollywood acting, right, as they painfully waiting the money! It is too late to jump ship. To do that is suicidal. The other way around is to continue the usual Friday fasting and praying.

Whooo, I am beginning to get hot flashes, now it’s time to cool off before I overheat. I am told as soon as the moo-moo pills run out, the bull dog will bite hard. The Richard Frederick Show will be on nationwide. After that, the ungrateful and sour grape losers from Allen's UWP will have to lick their wounds. They will find the going rough and may have to bury their heads in the sand.

Tori Fatal
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