The Saint Lucia Senate was once an institution of respect and pride. The upper chamber as it is often called, where proficient citizens undertook serious debate and learned citizens affirmed the laws of the land. These days, in the judgement of Massa, the aristocrat Allen Chastanet, the Senate is a revolving circus of clowns. A training ground for political cronies and a refuge to reward supporter’s loyalty! True to form and nature a royal mess of septic portions!
Yeah, man! To qualify, recruits submit to servitude. Overnight they become Senate clowns, puppets, and licence enablers to spread their octopus tentacles and reckless statements to smear serious conversion. So I no longer watch the Senate. I prefer to pet my dog for three hours enjoying Cabana cigar.
Honestly, anyone gullible enough to follow DWP Senate clowns, and Massa, the aristocrat Allen Chastanet, is an idiot. As everything else their history is a rap sheet of hustlers. Partners in the mêlée of self importance, propaganda, gossip and toxic deals to meet corrupt desires. They don’t care about the voters; they just care that they have them drowning in idiocy.
Lenard ‘Spider’ Montoute was forced out of the Senate to reward Mary ‘The Tyrant’ Isaac with a Senate seat and candidacy in Castries South. Isaac ‘The Tyrant’ put on her training wheels and stuck it to anyone at the command of Massa, the aristocrat Allen Chastanet. ‘The Tyrant’ has become a fixture in political dialogue and verbal outburst for Devon Nick, a DWP fake operative to promote on Facebook. Mary ‘The Tyrant’ Isaac’s frequent punch lines are also spicy for video production by Jhah Yute (Cameron Brown), Think Forward and Nick Thompson, well known SLP communication department fake profiles on Facebook.
Andy ‘Moo-Moo’ Daniel, leader of DWP business in the Senate, an aspiring candidate for Dennery North and former magistrate, is a usual disgrace. The saying goes: you cannot put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken! Gosh, man! Is this the making of gentlemen’s club in pursuit of solutions to the present crises affecting Saint Lucia? I mean a rooster takes his after dark adrenaline and bombastic behaviour seriously.
Ezechiel ‘Lang Loo’ Joseph’s matching orders from the Senate last month is in line with his fake spell as party chairman. The worst ever! He is now struggling to hold onto his candidacy in Babonneau. In the end he will lose. The bush lady, minister for health, Alvina Reynolds has this covered. ‘Lang Loo’s’ departure from public speaking to the comfort of his farm will be a great service to the English language – “to die dead or die alive”!
Dominic ‘Fan-Chou’ Fedee, the new Senate clown, is an empty surprise. Just another supposedly “WTF” moment – who is not old enough to know better and doesn’t understand he is purely shock value. ‘Fan-Chou’ is a known puppet and licence servant of two masters: Sandals resort “modern day slavers”, his employer; and Massa, the aristocrat Allen Chastanet. We are all familiar with the saying: birds of a feather flock together. Like his Massa, Fedee was born in Guyana, works and lives in Saint Lucia and in-between frequent flyer miles. So who is he representing politically when he has no connection with ordinary folks? He cannot speak Creole. He says, Creole is not important. Wow! In local politics such rhetoric is horribly dangerous!
Awa wee Flanbo
! These snooze-head DWP senators don’t understand that have a chronic disease – Castries mulatto plutocracy and pigmentocracy!
The solutions they promote prey on the politics of ignorance, fear, illiteracy and mendicancy! Soon foreclosure on homes and land will begin the displacement of poor communities by rich outsiders. This will change the character and culture of towns and villages. So, throwing cheap glitter and yellow arguments on the problem is of no value to the poor. No matter the long and hard days of work, this is going to be crazy.
However, DWP is prejudice to do otherwise. They are unwilling to work with learned party members, seeing that Senate clowns make nonsensical speeches with little to no expertise in anything. They help pass bad laws and oppose at press conferences and on political platforms their pathological routine is a total stranger to the truth.
A blind man can see the aristocrat Allen Chastanet has built a career on his BMW mouth, his Mini Cooper size brain and multiple personality disorder.
Everybody knows DWP performance is an absolute assault on stupidity. The supporting cast is loaded with political failures. DWP Senate clowns have the same predetermined antics – dodgy with demon-haunted effects. Everyone knows about their eye rolling secret plots to carry out discrimination on Saint Lucians. Everybody knows DWP supporters and Senate clowns are working for the return of false Gods, plutocratic and pigmentocracy government.
So this is problematic! At the end of the day, undergoing a change in the minefields of Desruisseaux and Micoud is divine. So help me God to cure DWP chronic disease, purge Massa, the aristocrat Allen Chastanet’s quest for a perceived easy seat, and end the Senate clowns’ path of destruction.